Here is what down: “Mojito is chasing iguanas and I’m talking to my mom and out of the corner of my eye I see an older woman coming my way. My first thought was she must be telling me to come move, understandable, whatever.
I let her get a bit closer, put my mom on hold for a second and in the most respectful way literally said “I’m sorry m’am, am I trespassing? Would you like me to leave?” Because if I was it was totally understandable ya know?
That’s when all holy hell broke loose.”