Guy Ruins Holidays After Getting Caught Watching Christmas Porn On Family Ipad

Always wait before you just bust out the dong and start cranking on your meatstick. If you don’t you could end up with an awkward Christmas party like this.

He posted his epic meltdown on the TIFU subreddit. Here is his story:

TIFU by doing something which I imagine everyone does. But this story is a little more unique than you may think, so grab a bag of microwave popcorn and sit back- you’re going to love this one.

Up until the forefront of this incident, I used to be one of those people who watched p*rn for the sake of watching p*rn. My Dad leaves the house to go and get groceries, and the house is practically empty, and so I think “Here’s a good time to go ahead and do a little bit of snooping on the trending p*rn section.” Sure enough there were a lot of Christmas themed videos that peaked my interest and I finally found one of a brother and step sister getting caught while wrapping presents.

((YES I FOUND THE VIDEO HERE IS SOME OF IT))

So there I am, on the couch looking at this santa and elf banging, and what do you know; I hear the door to the house opening. At this point, a million thoughts are going through my head, so I act quickly, place the iPad behind a pillow and proceed to sit in the most awkward f*cking position imaginable.

He looks at me with a confused look, and says “Why are you sitting like that?” I shrug my shoulders. And then he goes right off and says the most perceptive thing: “What are you hiding this time?” …f*ck.

Now at this point, I am basically holding myself against the couch while he is trying to get at the iPad behind the pillow. Obviously he’s much stronger than me, so he manages to get to it first. Unlocks the damned thing to find the video still playing and then he turns at me and gives me the most disgusting f*cking look, like he found dog shit or something. 25 minutes later, after a rather heated discussion, he just f*cking drops it.

So it’s the next day, Christmas, we’re all sitting around the tree opening presents. And my grandma is sitting on the corner of the couch, my cousins and other family members surrounding me. Common family scene, and my dad is having a group convo with everyone.

And then: “Oh, by the way, I caught Seth watching p*rn.” DUDE. WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. F*CK. My jaw just dropped. And after a moment of silence, everyone just bursts into laughter, and then we get into a really embarrassing discussion about how all of my family members had watched p*rn before. Thanks, but I don’t really need to know about your past… tendencies. THIS JUST RUINED THE HOLIDAYS. NO ONE IS LOOKING AT ME THE SAME.

And yes, I learned my lesson- avoid watching p*rn in your own home, because your father will ridicule you for it and embarrass you in front of your entire family.

TL;DR: Got caught watching Santa p*rn, was ridiculed by family, now being more careful where I view p*rn.

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